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- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? kitchen counter
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: good, because it always is.
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Link from Legend of Zelda or Lestat from the Vampire Chronicles
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: erotic literature
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: parent’s bedroom
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: hmm idk.
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: road kill
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: licorice ropes..because they are delicious
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: spankings
- 10: Top or bottom? both!
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] idk!
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? yes, and no but they are nice.
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: vibrating tongue piercing
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: lolita
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: everything and everything
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: heheh ;)
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yes, tastes like salty orange juice
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yes
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Vaun…I never learned his last name.
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: whipped cream
- 21: How big is too big: anything over 7…even 7 is pushing it.
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do: anything pedophilic or harming to another in any way
- 23: Biggest turn on: brains
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, ears, tummy
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny: in class
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: don’t care
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: sex in a bathtub
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: more than once a day
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: “you’re incredibly sensual and seductive without even trying”
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: bald
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: huh?
- 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” have read and thoroughly enjoyed A Clockwork Orange and can speak in Nadsat because of it….or are German. Germans are great.
- 33: What your favorite part of your body: my stomach
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities: biting, spanking, bondage, slapping
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Love > Sex
- 36: What do you wear to bed? nada
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 14 years old?
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? yup
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? last summer
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? toothbrush
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? hmm, if I wouldn’t get in legal trouble
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Milk by Garbage
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? road kill and horror movies
- 47: Most attractive celebrity? Angelina Jolie…so gorgeous
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? yes, because women are beautiful
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 2 days old
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? no
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? when my partner is selfish in bed..yuck.
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) yes, they’re so light that they don’t bother me. And no, I don’t think most people even notice I have them.
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes, it makes me happy to make my partner happy
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? attractive
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? that would be cool
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? cheez whiz! just sounds hilarious but gross
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? yes
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) yes, one vibrator and one vibrating tongue bar. Had them since my 18th b day.
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? no
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? porn stars are just legal prostitutes…so either way I’d be picking prostitute.
- 62: Do you watch porn? used to
- 63: How small is too small? under 3 inches?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? yes, because I’m freaky.
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? my boyfriend, and yes ^^
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? sure
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? yes
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? umm..at least trimming would be nice.
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? yes
- 70: Booty or Boobs? both
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Vlad the Impaler
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yes, it was petty revenge for him cheating on me.
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Kiki or Bambi
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) eww no
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? kill them
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina :eww what’s that?!
- 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?: hot chicks, hot chicks, hot chicks, hot chicks, and more hot chicks.
May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale
Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.
Prizes
- First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
- Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
- Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace
Rules
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- Giveaway ends May 12th, Saturday at 10pm PST
- Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday
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15: Biggest insecurities?
My fat legs, my long nose, my weight, and my overall appearance. I’m pretty confident in areas other than my looks
#14 Description of who I like
tall
pale
blue-eyed
dark-haired
almost 20 years old
artistic
childish
eager to please
simple
sweet
#13 Most embarrassing moment
falling while auditioning for a runway show and the time my boob popped out of my shirt because I wasn’t wearing a bra and some 15year old boys saw. Tie between the two moments.
# 12 What I’m doing tomorrow
Baking my boyfriend brownies, giving him gifts, taking him out…all that fun birthday celebrating stuff.
