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  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? kitchen counter
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: good, because it always is.
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Link from Legend of Zelda or Lestat from the Vampire Chronicles
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: erotic literature
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: parent’s bedroom
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: hmm idk.
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: road kill
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: licorice ropes..because they are delicious
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: spankings
  • 10: Top or bottom? both!
  • 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]  idk!
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? yes, and no but they are nice.
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: vibrating tongue piercing
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: lolita
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: everything and everything
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: heheh ;)
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]  yes, tastes like salty orange juice
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yes
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Vaun…I never learned his last name.
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: whipped cream
  • 21: How big is too big: anything over 7…even 7 is pushing it.
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do: anything pedophilic or harming to another in any way
  • 23: Biggest turn on: brains
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, ears, tummy
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny: in class
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: don’t care
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: sex in a bathtub
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: more than once a day
  • 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: “you’re incredibly sensual and seductive without even trying”
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: bald
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: huh?
  • 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” have read and thoroughly enjoyed A Clockwork Orange and can speak in Nadsat because of it….or are German. Germans are great.
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body: my stomach
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities: biting, spanking, bondage, slapping
  • 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]  Love > Sex
  • 36: What do you wear to bed? nada
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 14 years old?
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? yup
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? last summer
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? toothbrush
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? hmm, if I wouldn’t get in legal trouble
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Milk by Garbage
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? road kill and horror movies
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity? Angelina Jolie…so gorgeous
  • 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? yes, because women are beautiful
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 2 days old
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? no
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? when my partner is selfish in bed..yuck.
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)  yes, they’re so light that they don’t bother me. And no, I don’t think most people even notice I have them.
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes, it makes me happy to make my partner happy
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? attractive
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? that would be cool
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? cheez whiz! just sounds hilarious but gross
  • 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? yes
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) yes, one vibrator and one vibrating tongue bar. Had them since my 18th b day.
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? no
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes
  • 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? porn stars are just legal prostitutes…so either way I’d be picking prostitute.
  • 62: Do you watch porn? used to
  • 63: How small is too small? under 3 inches?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? yes, because I’m freaky.
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? my boyfriend, and yes ^^
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? sure
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? yes
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? umm..at least trimming would be nice.
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? yes
  • 70: Booty or Boobs? both
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Vlad the Impaler
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes 
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yes, it was petty revenge for him cheating on me.
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Kiki or Bambi
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) eww no
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? kill them
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina :eww what’s that?!
  • 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?: hot chicks, hot chicks, hot chicks, hot chicks, and more hot chicks.

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May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale

Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.

Prizes

  • First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
  • Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
  • Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace

Rules

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  • Giveaway ends May 12th, Saturday at 10pm PST
  • Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday

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#16 Something I wish I could change about myself

Either my appearance or disposition…or both

15: Biggest insecurities?

My fat legs, my long nose, my weight, and my overall appearance. I’m pretty confident in areas other than my looks

#14 Description of who I like

tall

pale

blue-eyed

dark-haired

almost 20 years old

artistic

childish

eager to please

simple

sweet

#13 Most embarrassing moment

falling while auditioning for a runway show and the time my boob popped out of my shirt because I wasn’t wearing a bra and some 15year old boys saw. Tie between the two moments.

# 12 What I’m doing tomorrow

Baking my boyfriend brownies, giving him gifts, taking him out…all that fun birthday celebrating stuff.

#11 What I’m doing today

Finishing an essay, figuring out university nonsense, looking at tumblr, and preparing for my darling’s birthday.

#10 What I did yesterday

Homework with the boyfriend and sushi with his family.