- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? kitchen counter
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: good, because it always is.
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Link from Legend of Zelda or Lestat from the Vampire Chronicles
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: erotic literature
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: parent’s bedroom
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: hmm idk.
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: road kill
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: licorice ropes..because they are delicious
- 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: spankings
- 10: Top or bottom? both!
- 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] idk!
- 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? yes, and no but they are nice.
- 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: vibrating tongue piercing
- 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: lolita
- 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: everything and everything
- 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: heheh ;)
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yes, tastes like salty orange juice
- 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yes
- 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Vaun…I never learned his last name.
- 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: whipped cream
- 21: How big is too big: anything over 7…even 7 is pushing it.
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do: anything pedophilic or harming to another in any way
- 23: Biggest turn on: brains
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, ears, tummy
- 25: Worst possible time to get horny: in class
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: don’t care
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: sex in a bathtub
- 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: more than once a day
- 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: “you’re incredibly sensual and seductive without even trying”
- 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: bald
- 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: huh?
- 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” have read and thoroughly enjoyed A Clockwork Orange and can speak in Nadsat because of it….or are German. Germans are great.
- 33: What your favorite part of your body: my stomach
- 34: Favorite foreplay activities: biting, spanking, bondage, slapping
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] Love > Sex
- 36: What do you wear to bed? nada
- 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 14 years old?
- 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? yup
- 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? last summer
- 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes
- 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? yes
- 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? toothbrush
- 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? hmm, if I wouldn’t get in legal trouble
- 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Milk by Garbage
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? road kill and horror movies
- 47: Most attractive celebrity? Angelina Jolie…so gorgeous
- 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? yes, because women are beautiful
- 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 2 days old
- 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? no
- 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? when my partner is selfish in bed..yuck.
- 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) yes, they’re so light that they don’t bother me. And no, I don’t think most people even notice I have them.
- 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yes, it makes me happy to make my partner happy
- 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? attractive
- 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? that would be cool
- 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? cheez whiz! just sounds hilarious but gross
- 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? yes
- 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) yes, one vibrator and one vibrating tongue bar. Had them since my 18th b day.
- 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? no
- 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? yes
- 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? porn stars are just legal prostitutes…so either way I’d be picking prostitute.
- 62: Do you watch porn? used to
- 63: How small is too small? under 3 inches?
- 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? yes, because I’m freaky.
- 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? my boyfriend, and yes ^^
- 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? sure
- 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? yes
- 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? umm..at least trimming would be nice.
- 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? yes
- 70: Booty or Boobs? both
- 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Vlad the Impaler
- 72: Have you ever been on an official date? yes
- 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yes, it was petty revenge for him cheating on me.
- 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Kiki or Bambi
- 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) eww no
- 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? kill them
- 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina :eww what’s that?!
- 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?: hot chicks, hot chicks, hot chicks, hot chicks, and more hot chicks.
May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale
Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.
- First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
- Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
- Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace
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- Giveaway ends May 12th, Saturday at 10pm PST
- Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday
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My fat legs, my long nose, my weight, and my overall appearance. I’m pretty confident in areas other than my looks
almost 20 years old
eager to please
falling while auditioning for a runway show and the time my boob popped out of my shirt because I wasn’t wearing a bra and some 15year old boys saw. Tie between the two moments.
Baking my boyfriend brownies, giving him gifts, taking him out…all that fun birthday celebrating stuff.
Finishing an essay, figuring out university nonsense, looking at tumblr, and preparing for my darling’s birthday.